The author recounts their introduction to Western-style horseback riding in Eminence, Missouri, and reflects on the unique charm of the Ozarks region, despite the inconvenience of numerous dry counties in Arkansas and Missouri. They contrast American horseback riding with European experiences, praising the comfort of the Western saddle and sharing memorable rides across the globe—from South Africa and New Zealand to Chile and St. Lucia—highlighting the joy and freedom found in these equestrian adventures.

At Cross Country Trail Rides, the largest such operation in the U.S., the author immerses in cowboy culture, enjoying trail rides, rodeos, and campfire camaraderie. Their journey culminates near Scottsdale, Arizona, where they learn the art of lassoing under expert guidance, humorously overcoming initial struggles to finally master the skill. This experience leaves the author feeling like a true cowboy, embracing a Western dream far from home.