In this lighthearted article, Lauren Mauldin reflects on realizing she is no longer a young equestrian but a middle-aged adult amateur, humorously noting her unfamiliarity with Gen Z slang used by younger riders. To bridge the generational gap at the barn, she compiles a handy translation guide of popular youth phrases—like “ate and left no crumbs” (meaning a flawless ride), “bed rot” (post-show exhaustion), and “rizz” (barn charisma)—explaining their meanings in an equestrian context.

Mauldin’s glossary not only decodes trendy terms but also celebrates the enduring spirit of older riders who, despite not being TikTok-savvy, bring experience, resilience, and passion to the sport. She concludes by embracing the unique vibe of adult amateurs who manage to keep riding and thriving, proving that age is just a number in the equestrian world.